milkysweat:

oh god

mcspark:

rachelenna:

kablizzy:

sirtwigbelly:

frecklesxlace:

christinabaker:

marina91:

paintbrushe:

rugmuncheroat666:

the-salvadoran-bean:

remnantsofstars:

hannahthomson14:

pandoraslittleblackbox:

thesanityclause:

upper-stories:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

OH GOD.

oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

Ummm.

American Gods, Neil Gaiman

“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”

…

I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.

“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.

Full page picture of a Crow boy carrying a Mermaid-Girl-Boy over a vast expanse of semi-barren land. Is it the land or the boys that I should be focusing on?

“So instead the Colonel and I reheated two-day bufriedos- unlike, say, french fries, a microwaved bufriedo lost nothing of its taste or its satisfying crunch-after which the Colonel insisted on attending the Creek’s first basketball game of the season.”-Looking For Alaska by John Green

mother of god.

“Acknowledging and enumerating white privileges often leads to a deeper understanding of what is necessary to support the system that maintains these privileges.”

Ummm. Okay professor Lippin….

“They weren’t worried about the teachers or the college staff.”

kinky. 

“On those trips, it was up to me to solve conflicts, acting as a judge from a central power that had just begun to define itself. “

Umm…

p.s Professor Lippin is THE BEST. ^

“Some ideas require more development than others, however, so it is best to be flexible.” Yes, flexible. 

The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
“We took off our gloves and removed our snow-laden boots at the front door.” lol

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Finally, Patrick just pulled up Brad’s pants, and said to him “Just pretend you’re passed out.”

bahahaha

seeing as my closet book is the hunger games I think I’m good.

“Pair the professions listed below with a verb from the column on the right.”

The closest book to me was a book on colloquial Icelandic.

“I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom balls would be rather a punishment than pleasure.”

MATT HAHAHAHAHA XD

The Vampire Diaries: Stefan’s Diaries #1

“But I’d never before been at the center of an announcement.” 

…Don’t judge me.

“To understand the night, we must ask some questions, then you must do a shot.”

Eh, sounds about right.

“They pressed - they swarmed upon me in ever accumulating heaps.”

…

Jackpot.